A man, who worked away from home all week, always
made a special effort with his family at the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old
granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and
really did not feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came
to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see
her grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?

'Oh yes, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?
We didn't see a single stupid bastard, wanker or reckless twat
anywhere we went today!'